Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans
That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.
Keanu Reeves photographed by Deborah Feingold, 1989.
mad cute
Here at the Papa Johns family, we just like better ingredients and better pizza.
At the Little Ceasars family they like boiled dog shit.
sorry
Jimmy Neutron promotional interruption on Spongebob Squarepants (2001)
this has to be the worst form of advertising there is
This is horrid
via reddit.com
riots are wealth redistribution
A parallel can be made to pirated software and illegal sampling
It’s kinda like if the people have access to the means of production the world gets better
me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about
dc fancasts ⇢ idris elba as batman/bruce wayne (suggested by asdbrucewayne)
i can’t fly. bullets don’t bounce off my chest. i can’t bend steel in my bare hands. but criminals fear me. i’m sorry normal citizens do too, but i’d rather have that than word on the street what a nice guy i am. that sort of talk could get me killed.
get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful
but can you do math?
don’t. don’t do this to me
*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song






