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uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

spannish lessions w/ milo

queerthoughtsandstrapdreams:

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

No puedo!!

pugliepug:

Puglie Food & Things

Whatchu doin’ in all that.

yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

existenceopens:

Cute Hoodies

Use the code existenceopens for a discount

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